snenderman:

i corrupted the image file but the cat is almost 100% in tact and has that smug fucking grin like “haha fuckr cant do shit” fuck you cat fuck you fucking grey cat piece of shit cat

snenderman:

i corrupted the image file but the cat is almost 100% in tact and has that smug fucking grin like “haha fuckr cant do shit” fuck you cat fuck you fucking grey cat piece of shit cat

kallenart:

"In an old house in Paris that was covered in vines
Lived twelve little girls in two straight lines
The smallest one was Madeline”

kallenart:

"In an old house in Paris that was covered in vines

Lived twelve little girls in two straight lines

The smallest one was Madeline”

deanwearspinksatinpanties:

gaaaaaaaaaambit:

its a knife holder

#everyone’s a knife holder if you try hard enough (x)
calling out homura-days/homumado-days (tw for #rape and #pedophilia apologizing and defending, as well as #sexual harassment and #sexual solicitation)

bloodstiel:

queenquong:

bloodstiel:

what? johnlock? you mean John Locke, the 17th century English philosopher and Father of Classical Liberalism

*cries real tears* NO! johnlock is way more important!!

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another-casualty-to-society:

Mercutio: Romeo, mah Bromeo, I love you man, but no homeo.

Romeo: Bruh

utentagen:

phoneus:

dude: way if we pees form buts

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fawun:

what the fuck is this kid on

fawun:

what the fuck is this kid on

ladygolem:

i’m not usually a praying girl but if you’re out there, madoka, 

askinnyblackman:

things i used to laugh at

  • actual jokes

things i laugh at now

  • yard sard

gwen dyknowsaur is the cutest gf on the planet

hangovers:

baby owl sees reflection!!!!!!!!!!!